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"Hmmm...What is your favorite Ice
cream?
Do you like dogs or cats....?
What type of underwear is your favorite?"
Suzuki
replies:
"Hmm... Ice cream's kind of sweet for me, and isn't so good
for your body, considering all the fat and sugar and stuff... But I think I'd have to say Mint-cookie dough!
I'm allergic to dogs. And cats. Neither.
If anything, I like fish; they're the best pets in the world...!"
...Boxers? Briefs? Fruit of the Loom? ...I
like Fridays*."
*"Free-ballin' Fridays" No
underwear... oo'''
"HI SUZUKI! =^-^= I have three questions for you, ifen you don't mind answering
them... :3
Number One: What's your favorite colour?! X3 (Rainbow, perhaps? O.o)
Number Two: Do you like manga? If so, what's your favorite series?
Number Three: Are you a natural blonde?
That's all! ^_^
(P.S. I LOVE YOU!)"
Suzuki replies:
"1.) It seems you know me very well! Rainbow! Or yellow; did you know the
colour yellow signifies beauty?
2.) I don't read much. I stare at pictures in magazines. I watch some anime
occasionally, but Makai's pretty different from Ningenkai, so I doubt you'll know of the shows. I do like watching The Biggest
Loser and C.S.I. though, and I read Reader's Digest occasionally. Does that count?
3.) That's like asking if I was naturally beautiful! Of course I am! I would
never try to hide my beauty. If I was, parchance, to dye my hair, which would never happen, I would dye it maybe a slight
shade lighter or darker than my actual hair colour. I wouldn't even do it to make me 'more beautiful,' which isn't possible
by the way. I think I'm about as beautiful as a person can get! I sizzle when I walk bare-footed on the sidewalks in the summer!
...Yes, I'm a natural blonde.
You should love me; I love me, too. I'm not kidding, really, but I love you
too, I guess... Heh."
"Jaaaa...
- Why are
you so obsessed with colors?
- Why did
you choose to be an inventor, and where did you learn?
- Why on
EARTH did you wear that ridiculous clown costume to the Ankoku Bujutsukai?
- ...Are
you gay? (Sorry, had to ask.)"
Suzuki replies:
"- I believe colours to show how you feel and
who you are. Hiei, Touya, and Shishiwakamaru dress in little or the same colour constantly, and they are rather grim and non-fun
people. (Sorry Shishiwaka and Touya!) Jin wears a lot of white which shows how free he feels, I guess. All colours signify
something; white is freedom, red is love or romance, black is death or grimness, yellow is beauty, et cetera. So the more
colours you wear and fancy show what kind of person you are and how various your character traits are. I have a nice personality,
and all the colours in the rainbow fit in with me and signify what I am like. Colours tell a person about your persona. It's
as simple as that.
- I chose to be an inventor because I truly
find creating FASCINATING. To come up with an idea, pull it off and tamper wth it, warping it into something super cool, and
bringing it into the world is something that can bring pride to one's heart. And I am very proud of my ability to create.
I haven't created much recently, but I still have some ideas once in a while; I've been focusing on fighting a lot. Believe
it or not, I taught myself. Aren't I smart!
- IT WAS NOT RIDICULOUS!!!!!!! How dare you!
I was beautiful in my clown-suit! Anyway. First of all, I did not come to the Ankoku Bujutsukai as a clown; I came as an old
man. But no matter. I know what you mean. Shock-value could be a part of it, and it showed a lot about my personality;
I'm fun-loving, wonky and humorous (I think) like a clown. Also it was ironic: To dress as a clown for a martial arts
tournament would give the impression that you would "clown around" and most likely lose the fight, but I didn't quite clown
around. ...Maybe just a little. ...And I did lose... ...Ah, shut up!
- ...I wish I was having this conversation
with you in person; you wouldn't be able to see straight and your nose would come out the back of your head. NO. I have no
sexual preference. I'm not STRAIGHT really, though I do like women; I like myself above all. I think this is called 'metro'
in common tongue, but I'm not sure. I could be labeled as 'asexual' because I don't seek out a romance. I do what I feel I
need to do, avoid sexually transmitted diseases, and I'm done within twenty minutes or so. The end! No, I'm not gay, no I'm
not STRAIGHT (I am for 10-20 minutes when I feel like it), and no I'm not bisexual. Leave me alone and buy me another mirror.
Gosh."
"Have you ever danced naked in the rain? If not, you should!
It's fun!!
Ever tried to lick your elbow? If I close the door of
the fridge, where does that little light go? Is there a
secret-little-fridge-light-world
that we don't know of? Are they plotting to
take over the world? If yes, where can I sign up?
P.s.: I'm dangerously
sugar high....CAN YOU TEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeLL?????"
Suzuki replies:
"...No. I don't think I've ever danced naked in the rain. Public indecency
is illegal. Yes, I've tried to lick my elbow, and I nearly succeeded. But Shishiwaka got angry (coughJEALOUScough) and slapped
me upside the back of my head so that I couldn't. There's a peg in the door that presses the switch to that light when you
close it. When the peg's not on it, it turns on. When it is, the electricity stops running to the lightbulb. The light goes
nowhere, but I do know an organization that is trying to claim they know and rule the place where the light in the fridge
goes. Yes, they are plotting world domination, and you can sign up to join at: 777 Yfgeniwitz Circle, North Hibalababingbong
Territory in Llama Land. The National Society of Proclaimed Elbow-Lickers is about 22 miles off from there, in West Shabalabadingdong
Palace. Just tell them you're looking for 'splurpleberry pie.' (Yes, I can tell you're sugar high. But I have pocky, so it
beats whatever you have. <3)"
"Hey hey I got a question. 'What's IS your favorite
color? Or favorite band, whichever is more fun to answer'"
Suzuki
replies:
"Hey, hey, I've got an answer! Favourite
colour, as predicted, would generally be all, or 'rainbow,' if that's even considered a colour (which I believe it is); but
if that's not what you're looking for exactly, and wanted a specific favourite colour, then I'd have to say my favourite colour
is yellow. As for favourite band, I couldn't tell you. I listen to a lot of different kinds of music. The Dresden Dolls and
Dir en Grey with Touya, DJ Taka (<3!!!) with Rinku (and other stuff like it... "Beep beep beep!"), ..."Cruachan" and
"Flogging Molly" with Jin*, Motion City Soundtrack and L'Arc~en~Ciel (<3) with Shishiwakamaru... B'z, Johnny Cash (Walk
The Line = GREAT FILM!), Pink Floyd, et cetera (old stuff, basically) with Chuu... Bands and musicians I like that I've
discovered on my own would be: Kitajima Saburo, Go Hiromi, Psycho le Cemu (but I'm tiring of them, though they've sadly splitten
up. Jin, Rinku and Shishi have been mourning their death. If I hear "Roman Hikou" one more time, I'm going to kill myself!),
Ramones ("Beat on the Brat;" referring to Rinku), hide (not a fan of X-Japan), Malice Mizer, Moi dix Mois (Touya loves the
last two, along with Shishi; Jin and Rinku and Chuu hate them. It's so much fun. Shishiwaka and I are escorting Rinku for
trick-or-treating this year. I'm Gackt, he's Mana. Jin is following as Lida from PLC... Psh. What a freak), Me First and the
Gimme Gimmes (Chuu likes them now, because they cover really old songs), Dashboard Confessional, Less Than Jake, and
Oasis. PHEW! Thing is, I rarely listen to music, yet there's so much I like! Thank Heaven for those things in the stores that
let you preview CDs! I'm going to shut up now... I don't even like talking too much! Gosh! I must be possessed!
(P.S. Kurama has lovingly introduced me
to Hamasaki Ayumi, Barry Manilow, Miyavi, and the Brothers Gibb, more commonly known as "The Bee Gees." STAYIN' ALIVE!!)
*Excuse the pun
Ichigo writes:
"Hi Suzuki! Okay, here's a few questions
for you. I hope they're not too personal or annoying! - You saw Genkai in her young form, right? Do you think she's pretty
(not as beautiful as you of course!)? Heh, she's my favorite next to you, so I was just wondering. - Which girl (like Keiko,
Botan, Yukina) would you most likely fall in love with? Or do you like guys...? - What's your favorite animal? - Are you single?
- Can I kiss you? ^__^ Thanks, and I love you! *sigh*"
Suzuki replies:
"Yes, I saw Genkai in her young form. I suppose she was pretty. I tried to
forget and block it all out, though. Do you REALIZE how many months of SHISHIWAKAMARU I went through after that? I tried to
forget Genkai entirely, simply because he was irritating. How weird is that! (Damn right; no one's as beautiful as me.) Um,
I guess, if anything, I'm 'metro.' I suppose that Koto girl would be the most likely person for me. She proclaimed her love
for me on television! But then she called me selfish! There's a difference between conceit and selfishness! (<-- A really
weird looking word) My favourite animal is a kinkachu. Or a kiwi. They're funny looking! Yes, I am single, and not looking;
sorry. Yeah, sure, kiss me. (Good luck with that; I'll send you flowers when you hit your head too hard on the computer screen
and have to be hospitalized.) ...I love you, too? ::not sigh::"
Bowserjr writes:
Hey, Suzuki! How are you doing? I
have a couple of questions for you.
-Have you ever lost Shishi when he was in his little bird form?
-Can you understand
Jin when he talks? (I can’t @..@)
-I’m dying my hair, but I haven’t figured out what colors. I’m
thinking the top layer blue, bottom layer hot pink, and my bangs green. What do you think?
-Have you ever found a leprechaun
at the end of you rainbow attack? If you have, was it Jin playing a prank on you?
-Do you think it’s safe to go play
outside when its negative 12 degrees and snowing?
- And finally, can I bare one of your kids? Please?
Suzuki
replies:
I'm doing fine, thanks. I hope you're doing the same.
- Yes! O my Gosh, you're the first person
to ask that! Let me tell you one particular story. We had went to a festival for Kodomonohi (yes, I realize I've mentioned
this holiday a lot, but it's just coincidental), and Shishiwaka was tucked in my kimono belt. (I wear them occasionally.)
He didn't want to be bugged by children. I ended up having to chase after Rinku who was chasing Jin who was chasing Touya
who was chasing Chuu who was drunk (surprise, surprise) and had pissed Touya off. (Jin was trying to catch them and beat Chuu
up, Rinku was trying to catch them and beat Jin up for beating Chuu up, and I was trying to catch them so I could keep everyone
from beating each other up. Did I mention Touya was trying to beat Chuu up?) Well, Shishi fell from my belt. And we lost him.
We never found him. HE DIED. No, I'm kidding. We never found him at the park, but when we got home, he was on the couch watching
Heyx3.
- I don't usually listen when Jin speaks in English (which is getting less and less often), but I understand
him well enough when he speaks Japanese. Right now I'm even teaching him French. ...He sucks at it.
- I think that
is very... eccentric. I think if you MUST dye your hair (I never have and never will), I think you might want to go with something
more... I don't know. I think you should look to JRockers for advice. Try Miyavi, hide, anyone from Dir en Grey, or Hamasaki
Ayumi. Very nice hair in those cases. I can't really tell you. Do what you feel is right. I mean, Hell, it's your head, not
mine.
- No, I never have. But ever since I've known him, Jin's been trying to get me to make a rainbow so he can put
a nonexistent pot of gold at the end of it. I dearly hope he never sees this post, because that will give him ideas. He already
is a handful.
- I don't think it's safe to go outside when it's negative 12* and snowing when you're naked. I think
if you're wearing three layers of thick clothing and resemble the little boy from "A Christmas Story," it might. I try to
spend my winters in Okinawa, usually. This year, I'm actually going to leave the country and go to Florida, in the United
States. I'll be spending my 40* winter in my swim-trunks. You'll be avoiding undressing. Ha.
- No. I'm sorry. I don't
want to be a father, and I'm not interested in producing any children, or at least the action that induces it. I'm fine, really,
but I'm sure Shishiwakamaru wouldn't mind.
Fear-Me writes:
1.How do you get your
hair to stand up like that?
2.Have you ever gotten blinded from one O your own colorful attacks?
3.Has anyone ever laughed
at the name O your attacks?
4.Do you diet?
5.Do you cheat in card games?(because I saw you take O card out O your hand
and kill someone with it)
6.Have you ever had plastic surgery?
7.Has anyone ever called you O dumb blonde?
8.Has
anyone ever mistook you for O girl?
Suzuki replies:
1.) Why, gel and hair glue (and wax) of
course, my dear. And lots of it, too.
2.) Yes, I have actually. When I first learned my Rainbow Cyclone Extra Flash
before the Makai Bujutsukai. I went blind and was groping around the walls to get to the bathroom, and Jin was laughing at
me, and Shishiwaka was making fun of me and Yomi, and Rinku kept jumping in front of me and it was mean. I saw a lot of colours
inside my eyelids. I went totally blind. ...It was cool.
3.) Yes, they have. Someone called me gay once because of
them. I smiled at the person. They I punched his lights out.
4.) Only after I eat a lot. Mainly after Kodomonohi. Kodomonohi
is a horrible time of year for me. There's so much food, and it's all so sweet and fattening, and I have to celebrate it since
I live with Rinku. And then, like, three days afterwards is Jin's birthday (which he still celebrates, even though he doesn't
know how old he is), so there's a lot to eat then, too. I usually just eat for a few days or a week after those kind of holidays...
I'll drink things, though, not to worry.
5.) Only when I'm playing with Chuu, who won't notice, or Shishiwakamaru,
who doesn't know how to play well. It's quite fun.
6.) No. And I never will. I'm far too beautiful (and shall always
be). Why? Does it look like I have? If so, I'll be very upset and offended, and I'd run away, sit in a dark corner with my
accoustic guitar, cry, cut my wrists with a plastic spork, and then write a song about it all. (::Fear the emo-ness::)
7.)
Yes. It's mainly Shishiwakamaru and Touya who do that, but sometimes everyone else will join in. (Once Jin was trying to dye
his hair for a Halloween party, and it turned out blonde, so I got revenge, because I had temporarily dyed my hair black;
I had to.) Once, I didn't get a really stupid joke with an obvious pun that Rinku told us at lunch, and Touya called me a
dumb blonde. I called him a dumb blue-and-green. He stared at me very oddly. I said then "And at least my hair is one colour."
"At least I'm unconventional," he says. "Your face is unconventional." "Your mom," he says. "Your face," I say. "Your mom's
face." And that was the giant argument between Touya and Suzuki! Jin was sick and in bed. Good thing, too, because he'd be
throwing in "Your mom goes to college"'s, and "why don't you go eat a decroted peice of crap"'s... Sigh. Yeah, many people
call me a dumb blonde, but I try to come up with a witty comeback to prove them wrong; it just doesn't work with Touya for
some reason. Or Jin, damn his brilliant sense of humour.
8.) No, never. What are you implying? I'm very offended, here!
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